The Ugly Woman

I recently have been doing a lot of thinking. More thinking than normal, I would say. I attribute most of this to the fact that I’ve had the flu for 9 days and my internet was out for 2 of those 9. Talk about time for self-reflection. I…

DELISH: CHARTREUSE

Guys, I love food.  It doesn’t take a lot to impress me when it comes to what I’m eating, and I am not at all moved by hard to understand names of dishes and shmancy ingredients. Give me a hot dog. Actually, give me two hot dogs. A…

Lost Love

‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  You know what, Tennyson? I appreciate your contribution to mankind and all, but seriously, shut up. If this quote was a shoe, it would be a pair of crocs. I have wanted to throw…

White and Alone

A few weeks back, I was invited to a party. So naturally, the first thing that I did was go through my pre-party do-I-want-to-go checklist Do I want to go? Do I have to go? (Because we all  have those parties where you say, “If I skip another…

Turn the Other Buttcheek

A few years back I found myself in an incredibly dramatic situation with a woman. The entire thing revolved around a guy that she had randomly told me that she kind of liked, and how I had then maliciously and purposely thrown myself at him with the underlying motive…