I always dream vividly. It’s sorta my thing. Greg, my partner, tells me all the time that my recollection of dream-details is insane. For instance, the other day I dreamt that…
Rants
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Well, friends, 2017 has come and gone, and it was good. I successfully didn’t cut bangs even though I almost did like 5 times, I thrived in a career as a…
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I am a millennial. I am 32 years old and have been in church some sort of capacity for my entire life, not counting the 4 years in college where I made-out…
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When I was 8 years old, I called my friend a “stupid buttface” and told her that she wasn’t going to be in my wedding. We got in a fight over…
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So it’s Friday, and this week I did something to my body that made everyone completely freak out. I shaved my legs. Just kidding. I easily haven’t shaved since last Wednesday.…
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I remember as a child having a super guilty conscience. I have no idea why. I have a very vivid memory of me weeping in my bedroom one night because I…
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This morning (at least I think it was this morning. I am not Kardashicrazed) Kim Kardashian posted a nude selfie on her social media accounts with the caption “Happy #InternationalWomensDay” and…
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Everyone knows that I love America. This is not a secret. I have an American flag windbreaker that I’m pretty sure Betsy Ross knit in the 1800’s. I have never felt…
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“She was dressed like a slut.” “She asked for it.” “She was all over him.” We live in a culture that uses these excuses for why a woman is allowed to…
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There are two kinds of people in the world: people who are good at giving encouragement and people who are not good at giving encouragement. Unfortunately for the entire human race,…