I am a millennial. I am 32 years old and have been in church some sort of capacity for my entire life, not counting the 4 years in college where I made-out…
Browsing Category
Rants
-
-
When I was 8 years old, I called my friend a “stupid buttface” and told her that she wasn’t going to be in my wedding. We got in a fight over…
-
So it’s Friday, and this week I did something to my body that made everyone completely freak out. I shaved my legs. Just kidding. I easily haven’t shaved since last Wednesday.…
-
I remember as a child having a super guilty conscience. I have no idea why. I have a very vivid memory of me weeping in my bedroom one night because I…
-
This morning (at least I think it was this morning. I am not Kardashicrazed) Kim Kardashian posted a nude selfie on her social media accounts with the caption “Happy #InternationalWomensDay” and…
-
Everyone knows that I love America. This is not a secret. I have an American flag windbreaker that I’m pretty sure Betsy Ross knit in the 1800’s. I have never felt…
-
“She was dressed like a slut.” “She asked for it.” “She was all over him.” We live in a culture that uses these excuses for why a woman is allowed to…
-
There are two kinds of people in the world: people who are good at giving encouragement and people who are not good at giving encouragement. Unfortunately for the entire human race,…
-
If there’s anything that I know about Facebook, it’s that it is possibly the most entertaining thing ever created. Where else can I see drama unfold, see love crumble before my…
-
Disclaimer: I am writing this mostly out of good humor, but a little bit out of strong opinion. If this offends you, please know that it wasn’t meant to be offensive.…
