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    Who Would Jesus Vote For?

    When I was 8 years old, I called my friend a “stupid buttface” and told her that she wasn’t going to be in my wedding.  We got in a fight over…

  • Rants Women

    The Problem with Pretty

    So it’s Friday, and this week I did something to my body that made everyone completely freak out. I shaved my legs. Just kidding. I easily haven’t shaved since last Wednesday.…

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    People Who Make Me Want to Move to Canada

    Everyone knows that I love America. This is not a secret. I have an American flag windbreaker that I’m pretty sure Betsy Ross knit in the 1800’s. I have never felt…

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    Why Women Keep Getting Raped

    “She was dressed like a slut.” “She asked for it.” “She was all over him.” We live in a culture that uses these excuses for why a woman is allowed to…

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    Shut up, Christian

    There are two kinds of people in the world: people who are good at giving encouragement and people who are not good at giving encouragement. Unfortunately for the entire human race,…

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    The Facebook Friends We Despise

    If there’s anything that I know about Facebook, it’s that it is possibly the most entertaining thing ever created. Where else can I see drama unfold, see love crumble before my…

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    Christians: Can We Not

    Disclaimer: I am writing this mostly out of good humor, but a little bit out of strong opinion. If this offends you, please know that it wasn’t meant to be offensive.…