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  • Randoms Rants

    Who Would Jesus Vote For?

    When I was 8 years old, I called my friend a “stupid buttface” and told her that she wasn’t going to be in my wedding.  We got in a fight over…

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    Dear Little Girls

    Dear little girls, Today you are two years old. Today, you have been on this planet for 730 days, breathing the air that I breathe and seeing the same sun, moon,…

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    My Beautiful Friend

    It was 2002. I had chunky blonde highlights in my hair and was wearing a choker, flare jeans and more than likely some sort of trucker hat. I looked like Britney Spears…or…

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    The Ugly Woman

    I recently have been doing a lot of thinking. More thinking than normal, I would say. I attribute most of this to the fact that I’ve had the flu for 9…

  • Randoms Relationships

    White and Alone

    A few weeks back, I was invited to a party. So naturally, the first thing that I did was go through my pre-party do-I-want-to-go checklist Do I want to go? Do…

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    Turn the Other Buttcheek

    A few years back I found myself in an incredibly dramatic situation with a woman. The entire thing revolved around a guy that she had randomly told me that she kind of…

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    I’m Not Wife Material

    Right now, my mom has read this title and is upset. She’s currently thinking of a list of 100 reasons why I am wife material and plans to tell me in…

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    Why Women Keep Getting Raped

    “She was dressed like a slut.” “She asked for it.” “She was all over him.” We live in a culture that uses these excuses for why a woman is allowed to…

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    Shut up, Christian

    There are two kinds of people in the world: people who are good at giving encouragement and people who are not good at giving encouragement. Unfortunately for the entire human race,…